What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Patriarchy.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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