Your mom.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

A baby seal walks into a club

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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