Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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lol

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Jersey Shore

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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modern love

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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