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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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TOBUSCUS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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