Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Penis

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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hey

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