If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Cancer

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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