- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

knock knock ... no one was in

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Chinese drivers.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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