What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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How old are you? 20

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Your mom.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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