- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??