- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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