- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

a man is running away

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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