- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

ME NAME IS JEFF

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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