Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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oh hai

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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refridgrator

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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