Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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hi corey

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Dogs in my home.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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