- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

hi corey

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Dogs in my home.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??