why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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A guy trips a blind man.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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whats 2+2? math.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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