- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

where wally? wallys a myth.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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