- Anti Joke

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

This is a joke setup.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you