What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Flop dog

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Lil' Wayne

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

An atheist walks into a church

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What number comes after 29? 30.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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