Whats white and sticky fluff

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Nippies

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Anti Joke

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