Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Penisland

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Netflix and chill

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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