who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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