do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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The WNBA.

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