An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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NAACP

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Anti Joke

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