- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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