A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Obama

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

skurfboards we love fat kids

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Samantha

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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