- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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