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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

all these jokes suck ass

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

lol a man is drowning

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

poo

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Yeah right loser!

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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