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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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