I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Hello

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

How did the girl die? 25.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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