DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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