Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

A man made a sandwich.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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