A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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