Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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what do you watch ? a tv

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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