Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

once upon a time there was a boy

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

A baby seal walks into a club

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Jerry.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Nippies

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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