How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

wanna hear a joke? no.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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