- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Lil' Wayne

An atheist walks into a church

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

It's only racist if you consider them people.

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