Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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pickle sniffer

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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