- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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