how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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