Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

womens rights to vote

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

So. The gays. ...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why does life suck? Because it does

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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