- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

womens rights.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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