What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Women Sports.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Spotto

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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