What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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