In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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knock knock whos there not me

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Anti Joke

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