Barack Obama.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Fags are gay.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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