- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

What's worse than death? Nothing.

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Surprise mother father (A+)

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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