why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Get in the car.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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