Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Penis.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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