Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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