Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Poop

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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