Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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agp

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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lol

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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