I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Poop

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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