- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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