two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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why did the man die? because he died.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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