LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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